Control Resonant Reviews Are HILARIOUS

I read through 8,000 Control Resonant reviews so you don't have to! From hilarious board-centered chaos to completely unhinged player stories, here are the funniest Control Resonant Steam reviews compiled into 12 minutes of pure gaming comedy.

Control Resonant is finally out, and the early Steam reviews are an absolute goldmine! In today’s video, we're diving deep into the funniest, most unhinged, and chaotic early user reviews for Control Resonant on Steam. Whether you're deciding if you should buy the game or just here for the funny/unhinged gameplay reactions and community memes, sit back and enjoy some of the best Control Resonant reviews from the Steam store page.

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Chapters:
0:00 - Dylan Character Intro & Protagonist Rant
0:11 - Relatable Protagonist & Screenwriting Praise
0:24 - Is It Worth The Money? Remedy Review
0:38 - Manhattan Setting & Real World Parody
0:54 - Remedy Sequel Hype & The Mold Meme
1:06 - Trippy Atmosphere & Karaoke Game Complaints
1:16 - Firebreak Apology & Manhattan Map Comparison
1:34 - Frustration Simulator & Max Payne Nostalgia
1:42 - Dylan Devil May Cry & Character Arc Rants
2:08 - Zoe Voice Acting & Nokia Phone Quality
2:16 - Control Level Design Praise & Sam Lake Fanatics
2:28 - Missing Dog Mystery & Neglecting My Wife Review
2:39 - Disorienting Control Mechanics & Gravity Flipping
2:44 - GOTY Contender & Crying Reactions
2:56 - Objects of Power Lore & Vending Machine Pursuit
3:23 - Dark Souls in the USA & Eating Mold
3:38 - Sad Dogs Side Quest & Guard Rail Complaints
3:55 - Abstract Story Lore & Hypnotic Progression
4:21 - Slick Gameplay Feel & Disorienting Movement
4:39 - PC Performance Breakdown & Smooth 60 FPS
4:46 - Reddit-Tier Dialogue & Main Character Crying
5:13 - Unfair Difficulty Spikes & Dialogue Skip Debate
5:30 - Defying Gravity & Weird Resonance Mechanics
5:39 - Far Cry Tower Mechanics & Flow Breaking Steps
6:09 - Control 1 Mystery vs Generic Boss Fights
6:23 - Visual Art Direction & AAA Burnout Cure
6:38 - Bad Combat Controls & Elden Ring Style Bosses
6:57 - Clunky Movement & Window Dressing Sequels
7:04 - Trapped Protagonist Lore & Childhood Trauma
7:19 - Third-Person Shooter vs Melee Hack-and-Slash
7:39 - Inception Prototype Hybrid & Fortnite Comparisons
8:02 - Board Approval 10/10 & Ordinary Day Rant
8:23 - Evil Vending Machines & Dylan Faden's Servitude
8:39 - Kaleidoscopic Environments & Dr. Darling Lore
8:53 - Zoe's Annoying Handler Dynamics
9:09 - Jesse Character Redesign & Off-Putting Models
9:20 - Steam Refund Demands & Sequel Direction Backlash
9:42 - Ugly Character Models & Protagonist Frame Debate
9:58 - Toxic Handler Dialogue & Character Backlash
10:13 - Control Complaints & Langston's Cat
10:28 - Missing Sam Lake & Screenwriting Rant
10:43 - The Board's Final Verdict: Buy or Pass?
11:04 - Button Mashing Fatigue & Repetitive Combat Loop
11:38 - Bonus/Extra/Other Reviews & Outro/Song/Hamburger

Game Info:
Game: Control Resonant (Control sequel / Project Condor / Remedy Connected Universe)
Developer: Remedy Entertainment
Publisher: Remedy Entertainment / Annapurna Interactive
Platforms: PC, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S
Genre: Action-Adventure / Third-Person Action / Surreal Mystery
Release Date: 24th of September 2026

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